German designers Jäll & Tofta remind us that not only are mustaches amazing, but they are sometimes also a waste of money. Okay, I admit it, getting a Stachemobile for your baby is probably the best thing you can do for your new baby aside from weatherproofing their windows. But something about paying $28 plus shipping for this screams “saturday project”. If you were looking for something to do while you watch the ball game, consider cutting out some staches.

Your child will thank you. And by child I mean wife, and by thank I mean laugh at.

Sauce: growing up green