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Zoodles Kid-Safe Browsing Hits Android Phones (And You Don’t End Up in Jail, Etc.)

Zoodles Kid-Safe Browsing Hits Android Phones (And You Don’t End Up in Jail, Etc.)
7 years ago

Zoodles Kid-Safe Browsing Hits Android Phones (And You Don’t End Up in Jail, Etc.)

Let’s run through a scenario – you’re at the grocery store, and your kid is going ape. You’re trying to find an empty isle so you can shake him (because we at 8BitDad don’t believe in hitting), but it’s Saturday and all the isles are packed. You start up a game on your chosen cellular device, and hand it to your child. It doesn’t matter if they know how to play Solitaire or not – it will keep him occupied for just enough time to — hey wait a second! He just called 911…

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Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC
7 years ago

Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC

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When it comes to searching for parenting advice on the internet, trust the majority of the blogosphere if it ever comes down to you and your wife agreeing to something like “OMG BRO. I just had a great idea! Let’s dress our 3-year-old daughter up like a whore and enter her in a beauty pageant so we can get on TV YEAAAAA!”.

I’m not too sure if TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras is appropriately vilified enough for the esteemed title of “train-wreck” as given by Twinfinity, but rather more like the ETERNAL APOCALYPSE OF CHILD DAMNATION.

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