Straight from BakersfieldNow.com, (because if there’s one news outlet that tells it like it is, it’s BN):

A pair of Delano parents didn’t realize they were missing their child until they watched TV the next morning and saw the boy’s picture on the news.

The boy, who hasn’t been identified, was reportedly left alone Tuesday night at a Pizza Hut. Someone saw the boy and took him to police, who, in turn, released his photo to the media in an effort to find his parents.

Police said the parents claimed the boy Wednesday morning after seeing him on TV and checking to see if they were missing any of their seven children. The child is reportedly a twin.

The case is under investigation.

I hope someone investigates the husband’s penis to make sure he can’t put more babies into the wife.

Sauce: BakersfieldNow.com