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WTF Is Going On Here?
9 years ago

WTF Is Going On Here?

I think the title says it all. What exactly is happening here? I can’t come up with a witty follow-up.

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School-Refusal Turns Into Lifers At Your House
9 years ago

School-Refusal Turns Into Lifers At Your House

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Now that your kids have been back to school for about a month, it’s time to sit back and say “thank god.” You’ve got some me-time on your hands …
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Unfunny Thursday News – 4-Year Old Blows Up Used Condom Balloon, Gets Herpes

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The long-and-the-short of it is: Carmen Jones, her cousin and their two grandsons stay in the illustrious Wyndham Garden Hotel in downtown Atlanta. Carmen Jones’ 4-Year Old grandson somehow, had …
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Hatecation Remembers What You Did Last Summer
9 years ago

Hatecation Remembers What You Did Last Summer

Have a great picture from a vacation that you took as a kid? These people don’t.

Absent Father = Early Puberty In Girls
9 years ago

Absent Father = Early Puberty In Girls

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Researchers (you know…those guys) have found that girls growing up in homes without a biological father present tend to physically mature sooner than those still living with the biological father. I know what you’re saying – it’s a simple explanation: fathers are always the ones that tell their daughters “you’re not wearing that around the neighborhood, missy,” or “cover up if you’re going to be around boys,” or even my favorite “you’re graduating from 8th grade, not whore school.

We all assumed, because we know so much about science, that a girl’s physical maturity is linked with the their’ BMIs – you know, with that “Beef Hormone Controversy” that never really proved that the meat in school lunches made schoolgirls’ boobs bigger. Okay, the study technically says “breast enlargement in very young girls and boys,” but I write for an audience and my audience demands sensationalism.

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Manganese in Drinking Water Makes Your Kid Dumb
9 years ago

Manganese in Drinking Water Makes Your Kid Dumb

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Canadian researchers (as if we trust them) just concluded a study on manganese in tap water, and found that there is a direct correlation between consumption of tap water …
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Halo: Reach for Xbox 360 – Review
9 years ago

Halo: Reach for Xbox 360 – Review

Some of you are reading this and thinking “no kidding, you think I’m going to let my kid play Halo: Reach?” But you’d be surprised how many parents out there still don’t pay attention to the ESRB ratings of games, and are fooled by the idea that violence in space is not violence.

You know, the whole “tree falls in forest” thing. If someone gets their head cut off in space, did it truly count as violence?

What makes this review especially tough is that Halo: Reach is a great game, and it’s really fun. But it’s just not appropriate for kids. It’s probably more violent than other games in the Halo series, and because of that, you should be wary of it when your 10 year old tells you that everyone’s playing it and he’s GOT to have it. Read on for the full review.

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Unfunny Monday News – 9th Baby in California Dies from Whooping Cough

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Here at 8BitDad, we sure do love spinning a story for the love of humor. But there’s kind of nothing funny about the fact that people are still not getting …
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