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8-Bit Pixelated Bacon? Yes, Please!

8-Bit Pixelated Bacon? Yes, Please!
7 years ago

8-Bit Pixelated Bacon? Yes, Please!

A redditor named zerospecial posts this pic of what appears to be 8-bit pixelated bacon. Yum!

A quick read-through of the top comments reveals the trick. To do this, …
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Cell Phones, Cancer, & the Longest Book Name EVER
7 years ago

Cell Phones, Cancer, & the Longest Book Name EVER

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Green dudes over at Inhabitots cover the next chapter in the cell phone/cancer debate, with a mention of a new book out, awkwardly and lengthily-titled “Disconnect: The Truth About Cell Phone Radiation, What the Industry Has Done to Hide It, and How to Protect Your Family.” In DTTACPRWTIHDTHIAHTPYF (yeah, like I was going to type that title again), Dr. Devra Davis talks about – you guessed it – cell phone radiation and evidently the reasons why when we report on cool apps for your child, we’re knowingly and maliciously giving your kid cancer. Oops…sorry.

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Recall – Children’s Halloween Lanterns from Dollar Tree
7 years ago

Recall – Children’s Halloween Lanterns from Dollar Tree

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There’s an old parable about a fox, a lantern and a 200 year old oak tree. I’m not all that sure how it goes, but it ends up that the moral of the story is that the fox gets burned by the lantern. Laughs ensue.

In other news, Dollar Tree had a recall on little janky halloween lanterns. See their official release after the break.

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NBA Jam for the Wii – Review
7 years ago

NBA Jam for the Wii – Review

If you’re 30-ish and had even a base-level interest in basketball in the early 90’s, you probably, like me, spent a lot of time screaming at the top of your lungs 1 inch from your friend’s face after dunking on him in NBA Jam Tournament Edition. Good news for you and your sports aggression – NBA Jam is back, and although you’ve grown up, the game hasn’t…and that’s a good thing.

A great thing, actually, as NBA Jam on the Wii serves as a great game for you and your budding basketball fan to play together. It’s a – dare I say – “charming” mix of the old school Jam you loved, with a couple new things to keep your youngin engaged when you’re not there screaming “BOOMSHAKALAKA” 1 inch from his face.

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Skateboard Enthusiast Helps Your Kids Get Gnarly Early
7 years ago

Skateboard Enthusiast Helps Your Kids Get Gnarly Early

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Inhabitots posted a link today that’s right up our alley. For dads emerging from their skateboard years: Board Games, a company owned by Portland, Oregon resident Jason Greene, recycles …
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Just When You Thought Poisoned Halloween Candy Was A Myth…
7 years ago

Just When You Thought Poisoned Halloween Candy Was A Myth…

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Remember when we were kids, and our parents only had wackos and molesters to worry about while they checked our Halloween candy?

Well, it turns out that candy manufacturers themselves
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What a Dad Eats Effects his Daughter
7 years ago

What a Dad Eats Effects his Daughter

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I’ve sat and thought about how to spin this story about how a fathers’ eating can genetically effect his daughter’s weight and health. But there’s kind of no “funny” …
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Real Television Fathers: Where Have You Been?
7 years ago

Real Television Fathers: Where Have You Been?

I’m not the biggest television viewer (weight jokes aside), but I’ve been noticing a trend for years about the representation of television fathers. And guys, it’s not good. Even in my youth, I remember seeing negative paternal role models on television. I wanted to analyze some of the past and present television fathers. Most notably the bad ones, since that’s what stood out to me, even when I was a child.

Since I know I’m already losing your attention, I’ll say this right off the bat – Bill Cosby played an idiot. And even though the black community was enamoured with The Cosby Show, Bill Cosby really didn’t do any favors for fathers of the world.

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