So you decided to drag your two year old around your block because you thought neighbors just had to hear the jumbled-up version of “trick or treat” he learned to say. Or, even worse, you carried your one year old around to said neighbors because you think they really cared to see how adorable your kid looks when dressed as a pumpkin.

Now you’ve got a pillowcase full of candy, and thank god you realized you’re not giving it to the kid, even though he or she earned it with their good looks or sub-par speech skills. Head on over to financial website,, where they’ve got a list of things you can do with that extra Halloween candy. And yes, most of it involves you eating it, so don’t think you were going to miss out on all those sweet, sweet saturated fats.