If you’re hitting the crazy wafers and want to absolutely destroy your baby’s joints, then boy, have I got a video for you.

Also, the ACF will be on your ass like white on rice if you video yourself doing this.

EDIT – Video has been removed. YouTube says it violates their terms of service, which clearly disallow scrambling your kid’s brain at 5 months old.

EDIT #2 – Video is up at another site.

So if you want to see a lady that will never win Mother of the Year, (and just might make a ninja baby), play the video above.