Chris Illuminati over at Noob Dad posted a quickie about whether to let your kids eat whatever they want or not. His solution? Let them burn themselves out on it as quickly as possible. The ol’ smoke-the-whole-pack punishment that your parents used on you when they caught you smoking for the first time.

Chris Illuminati is also a master of comedy, so don’t really let your kid eat cake three meals a day until he burns out or he’ll turn start requesting meat cakes for dinner. Which, I’ve got to say, doesn’t sound like a bad idea.

Touche, Chris. Touche.