Chad Zunker is the type of dude that doesn’t take crap from anyone. If you try to step to the Zunk-dogg, he’s either deferring you to his personal assistant, or he’s taking you down samurai-style by throwing a pocketful of salt in your eyes and slicing you at the kneecaps.
None of that is true.
But Zunker is an evil genius. This dude and his wife Katie needed to find a way to get their new baby to sleep. Naturally, they tried everything. The Zunkers saw a DVD on shushing and gave the process, a mimicking of the sounds a baby hears in the uterus, a go. Voila.
You’re thinking “cool story, bro. Now point me to this DVD and I’ll be on my way.” Not so fast, you jerk. This story’s just begun.