Michael Lohan, hated by his own drug-addicted daughter, is a recovering addict himself.

I can only imagine that Michael Lohan’s to-do list looks like this:

1) Do drugs

2) Get daughters to hate me

3) Open rehab yacht

4) ????

5) Profit

The worst part about all this is that he will also be on the next season of Dr. Drew Pinsky’s sham of a rehab show. Actually, that’s not the “worst part,” because having a worst means there’s got to be a best, and the only good part is that it’s Friday. BTW, I know this isn’t fatherhood news, but Lohan is a father. And in that picture, he’s wearing what some people would call a hood. It’s Friday.

Sauce: Broward Palm Beach New Times