Since we’re not above reading celebrity news, here’s a couple of stories in the news this morning…

Brittany Murphy’s Father Added to Death Certificate: Angelo Bertolotti, Brittany Murphy’s father (who divorced Murphy’s mother when Murphy was 2 years old) went to the Los Angeles County Registrar and had his name added to Murphy’s Death Certificate because he was having trouble being allowed to see his daughter’s grave at Forest Lawn Cemetery.

Michael Lohan “Breaks Into” Daughter Lindsay Lohan’s House: Lindsay hid in her closet while her father, Michael, banged on the front door and walked around back to peek into windows.

What’s that? You want to read some real fatherhood news and not just re-hashed celebrity garbage? No promises, it’s Monday.