The headline kind of said it all.
We’ve talked about him before, but never talked to him. You don’t just talk to Chris Illuminati. You patiently wait for Chris Illuminati to talk near you, then hit him on the head with a sack of doorknobs, roll him up in a carpet, and take him for your own.
Is that what those crafy offbeat chicks did?!
Sauce: Offbeat Mama