The Consumer Product Safety Commission is totally c-blocking your kid’s future bowling career with a recall of the Toy Story 3 Bowling Game. Evidently there’s an unsafe amount of lead in the red paint on the pins. Sounds like there’s an unsafe amount of haterade being drunk by the CPSC. They’re just jelly that your kid can rug-bowl a perfect game on a whim, and they’re still struggling to break 80.

The game is imported by G.A. Gertmenian and Sons. The game was sold at Walmart stores between September 1, 2010 and September 25, 2010. Made in China. Neither G. A. Gertmenian nor his sons could be reached for a comment. That is to say, we didn’t try to reach them for a comment.

Sauce: CPSC