In a little piece out of an Ohio/Oklahoma television station, we get a list of 5 lessons that Dad taught us.

It’s a simple way to start your week – remembering what your dad taught you – things like your dad was young once, or that father really does know best, because he lived through it.

They don’t mention at all that your dad taught you the “cut a hole in the bottom of the theater popcorn box on your date” move.

Sauce: KOCO-TV