Ultimate Animal Dads
You think you’re a hardcore dad? Check out Animal Planet’s “Ultimate Animal Dads” playlist the next time you’re whining about having to give your baby a 1am bottle.
If you were a seahorse, you would have given birth to 1,500 babies at once. That’s also a really good defense against a pregnant wife – if she’s belly-aching about how much her back hurts, you can say “you know, if we were seahorses, I’d be carrying the baby, and there’d be 1,500 of them.” You’re also going to want to run really fast if you try that line.
Sauce: Animal Planet