In some of the least surprising news ever, scientists at Prague’s Charles University found that men are more likely to cheat on their partners if their fathers had.
InB4 “the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree” and “like father like son.”
The article goes on and on, but let’s be honest – this isn’t news, right? Sons learn the ways of the world from their fathers. Just like the trend that teenage mothers tend to give birth to girls that end up being teenage mothers, cheating fathers tend to create cheating sons.
In other news, father athletes tend to make their kids into athletes. And in other news, alcoholic fathers tend to make their kids into alcoholics. And yet, in other news, Godzilla somehow created a Godzilla Junior.
The study somehow also found that women were relatively unaffected by their mothers’ cheating.
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