Don’t you hate it when your teenage kids ruin your high? That’s what some idiot in Utah is thinking right now, after his 15-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter called the police to report their father’s drug abuse.

Now, marijuana legislation and arguments for-and-against legalizing aside – evidently this father had a problem with substance abuse if his children – of whom he only had partial custody – felt the need to have him arrested. The kids, who said their dad’s house always “smelled funny,” were reportedly sick of the father’s smoking and drinking. So the daughter called the cops, snatched her dad’s weed and took it outside to the police. The father, not noticing the police car outside, texted his daughter and told her to come back inside. It went something like this:

Father’s text: “HEY, U COME BK IN PLS”
Daughter’s text: “NO U GOTTA C THIS, COME OUT”
Police say: “LOL GOT U, UR UNDER ARREST, U HV THE RT 2 REMAIN SILENT!”

I don’t know why the police talked in text-speak.

Sauce: Deseret News