The Blaze writer Tiffany Gabbay posted a story last week about a father that did the unthinkable – he abandoned his son in a foreclosed house while he skipped town.
But before we get our mock “father of the year” stamps out – this story is more complicated than it seems on the surface.
You know those Bud Light “Real Men of Genius” ads you hear on the radio? Well, I can hear another one spinning up right now… “Reeeeaaaal Men of Geeeniusssssssss…Here’s to you, Mr. Dad who forgot to pick up more bubble bath for the kids, and had to use his own new shower soap to pacify the kid’s demands for bubbles at bath time. Like Charles Goodyear who accidentally invented vulcanized rubber, or that other jack-wagon who invented silly putty, you single-handedly discovered the best possible use for Old Spice Hair-Body Wash 2-in-1 – making epic amounts of durable bubbles for your kids to play in.”
And that’s exactly what happened about a week ago when I ran out of bubble bath for the kids.
Now we’ve reviewed bubble bath products before, and recommended them merely on the lack of any alternative products out there. We are still right about making that call, because all baby bath and bubble products are crap. Trust me. I’ve tried them all. If you find one I haven’t tried, I defy you post the name of it here, and I will try it.
Or maybe I won’t, because Old Spice just unintentionally solved the problem of crappy bubble bath. Period.