Zionnghaka Chana, a 67 year old father in Mizoram, India, has been busy. Like, 39 wives and 94 children busy. And you thought you were busy with one kid and a work-from-home gig.

Chana’s family consists of 181 members, including his wives, kids, grandkids and in-laws. This is where I’m obligated to tell you that Chana is part of a Christian cult that was started by his father. Chana would like do some traveling outside his city, or outside of India altogether. But it wouldn’t be a family vacation – Chana wants to find more wives so he can have more kids. You know, because the sweet tax deduction for 94 kids isn’t good enough. That’s got to be the ugliest “married, filing joint” return you could ever see.

And this is where I tell you that if you want to know more, hit the sauce below. Because it’s too late for crazy wafers tonight.