Pennsylvania Dad Attacks Son With Machete
Not too many details on this attack from last night. What we do know is that a 42 year old father named Robert Gregory attacked his 20 year old son Lorenzo with a machete. Evidently, Robert accused Lorenzo of taking some money from him.
After the attack, Robert went to a bar and bought a sixer of beer. Because being a dirtbag takes a lot out of you, just in case you never read the Dirtbag How-To FAQ.
Patrons in the bar saw a bloody beer-drinkin’ dude and called the cops, who later pulled Robert over and took him in. Robert was booked and held on $100,000 bail.
Now that we’re nearing the end of October, can we pledge to make November a paternal-sword-attack-free month?