So… there’s a couple of things I don’t understand about this video, nor do I CARE to understand… about this video. Mainly because this clip is super short and jam packed with a great setup and even greater win. It’s the equivalent to a ‘strike’ in bowling. You step up, make your run to the lane, chuck the ball, turn to the crowd without watching the pins fall, then sit down like a f*cking boss. “Showmanship, George. When you hit that high note, you say goodnight and walk off.”

So first of all, that little dude can COUNT. This isn’t just a quick quip on three underage girls looking like full-on gypsy prostitutes or Toddlers And Tiaras, but it’s also EDUCATIONAL. This video cuts right to the core of what every right-minded individual that’s not caught up in living through their spawn every second of the day where they feel the need to… yah. YAH, BITCH.

Credit on this video goes to my high school mate, Garfield. Good find, ol’ chap.

Have a look.