If you’re looking for a story that you can really sink your teeth into…jk!

So, a couple of douche-nozzle fathers got into it across the pond this week. If you’re the details type, a Nativity Scene was about to go live at Harton Primary School, in South Shields, South Tyneside. While the kids got ready in the back room, a scuffle started in the auditorium. One father charged in the room and jumped on another.

Witnesses then say that the attacker bit off the finger of the other and took off. He was later arrested and bailed out of jail. The victim was brought to the hospital and had his finger reattached.

The men are reported to have had a history of ill-will toward each other.