…that’s “In 8BitDad’s Humble Opinion.” Every time we read something about ol’ Neil Patrick Harris, he’s giving some parenting outlet the perfect answers to questions about fatherhood.

Parade caught up with Doogie, who told them that he loves watching his twins, Gideon and Harper, learn language and “watching their minds tick.”

The rest of the interview is meh if you’re only in it for the fatherhood part, which we were. Also, kudos to Parade for their red background. I think I now have vertigo.