Girl Scout cookie season is sliding to a delicious close, as the last of the deliveries have been made, and the boxes have been torn open, emptied and licked clean.

Kirk Augustine, however, is curious as to whether a product that’s on shelves year-round is comparable to the Girl Scout favorite, only available for moments on the calendar.

Augustine employs his kids to help solve the mystery of mysteries!

Ladies and gentlemen, HumanDaddy.com’s Keebler vs. Girl Scouts of America:

And 8BitDad‘s most honorable mention goes out to Augustine’s epic Super Mario Bros. arm tattoos .