Up in Bridgeport, Connecticut, a 5-year-old boy found dozens of bags of heroin inside a jacket he had taken to school and showed them to his classmates… in kindergarten.

Bridgeport Superintendent Paul Vallas said he believes the boy took his stepfather’s jacket to school on Monday without knowing the drugs were inside it.

The boy’s stepfather, 35-year-old Santos Roman, went to the school and recovered the jacket, like a boss, but police had already seized the drugs, officials said. “He was arrested when he returned to the school after apparently discovering the heroin was missing”, Vallas said.

Smart dude.

The boy is now in custody of his grandmother even though his mother went to the school to take him home, thanks to the Department of Children and Families.

What would you do if your child took your heroin-filled jacket to kindergar– I’m kidding. KIDDING.