Like a Boss
All fathers know about the law of baby-penis-thermodynamics: if you get a baby boy’s penis in the open air, he rips a piss.
This dad found out the hard way:
And the dude smiled that piss off like a boss.
This situation – photo shoot and all – actually happens more than you can imagine because of that law of baby-penis-thermodynamics, but the photos usually don’t all make it to the internet. So…thanks, bro.