Chinese Suicide Kick

The translation is a little iffy, but from what we can tell, some knucklehead dad in China who was angry about a family dispute tried to commit suicide with his baby in his arms, and Chinese police did exactly what needed to be done – they kicked his ass back into reality.

In the United States, there would have been a stand-off for six days and the dad would have been talked down by teams of trained psychologists and mediators. In China, they simply boot you back off the ledge and take the baby out of harm’s way.

Here’s the video from Live Leak:

Maybe they just blew up that big jumpy-thing to celebrate getting the dude back inside without any harm to the kid.