If you could only know what the dads in stock photos were saying, you would be shocked an appalled.
Well, you’re lucky because 8BitDad was at CES and we got this new photo-translator that will extract the conversations right out of a photo and print them onto it. Look, we don’t understand how it works, but it works.
I understand that I’m going to dad-hell for this, but disclaimer disclaimer, this is a joke. So, enjoy the most clueless, serious and mean fathers of stock photography…
1. The allowance struggle is real:
2. Some dads are so into their careers that they never clock out:
3. And some dads no longer have a career. Thanks, kid:
4. This guy knows that you can’t eat a whole heart because it’s just too much iron:
5. TMI, dad:
6. It’s never too late to father-up:
7. This dad keeps it real for playtime:
8. This dad is actually speaking the 100% truth:
9. And this dad has a survival plan:
10. Father knows best (or was that Fugitive knows best?):
11. Father priorities:
12. In this dad’s defense, spawn campers suck hard:
13. THIS DAD IS CORRECT:
14. And finally, this dad is into tough love:
Who’s your favorite bad dad of stock photography?