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NC Restaurant Doesn’t Want to Hear Your Kid’s Mouth (and Neither Do I)
7 years ago

NC Restaurant Doesn’t Want to Hear Your Kid’s Mouth (and Neither Do I)

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There are two things that are incredible about this article – first, that posting a sign that says “Screaming Children Will NOT Be Tolerated” in a restaurant is controversial …
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Zoodles Kid-Safe Browsing Hits Android Phones (And You Don’t End Up in Jail, Etc.)
7 years ago

Zoodles Kid-Safe Browsing Hits Android Phones (And You Don’t End Up in Jail, Etc.)

Let’s run through a scenario – you’re at the grocery store, and your kid is going ape. You’re trying to find an empty isle so you can shake him (because we at 8BitDad don’t believe in hitting), but it’s Saturday and all the isles are packed. You start up a game on your chosen cellular device, and hand it to your child. It doesn’t matter if they know how to play Solitaire or not – it will keep him occupied for just enough time to — hey wait a second! He just called 911…

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Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC
7 years ago

Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC

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When it comes to searching for parenting advice on the internet, trust the majority of the blogosphere if it ever comes down to you and your wife agreeing to something like “OMG BRO. I just had a great idea! Let’s dress our 3-year-old daughter up like a whore and enter her in a beauty pageant so we can get on TV YEAAAAA!”.

I’m not too sure if TLC’s Toddlers and Tiaras is appropriately vilified enough for the esteemed title of “train-wreck” as given by Twinfinity, but rather more like the ETERNAL APOCALYPSE OF CHILD DAMNATION.

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Parentsconnect.com Wants Your Child to Die Like Elvis
7 years ago

Parentsconnect.com Wants Your Child to Die Like Elvis

Nickelodeon-owned Parentsconnect.com has a tough job. They need to continually come up with content to satisfy a country full of stay-at-home moms, who god bless them, find a way to not kill our children while we work. Or, they go work while we stay at home and try to find a way to not kill our kids.

BUT, and this is a BIG “but”…

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Mega Music Sweepstakes @ Parentsconnect.com

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Just a reminder that if you haven’t registered and entered the Mega Music Sweepstakes at Parents Connect yet, you’ve got until September 30. The prize is a 5-piece set of …
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Mae Collection – For Dirty Hippies…and You!
7 years ago

Mae Collection – For Dirty Hippies…and You!

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I suppose it’s not too late, but I wish I had seen the Australian-based Mae Collection fabric wall decals when building our nursery. These vintage-looking, reusable wall …
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Helge Fischer’s “Safe Cuddling” Suit – Sexual Predators Beware
7 years ago

Helge Fischer’s “Safe Cuddling” Suit – Sexual Predators Beware

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(Note: Image taken from Helge Fischer’s website and highly modified to include the the important things he left out)

It seems like wherever you go these days, …
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