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WTF: Virginia Man Plants Flag on Random African Land, Claims It So Daughter Can Be “Real” Princess
4 years ago

WTF: Virginia Man Plants Flag on Random African Land, Claims It So Daughter Can Be “Real” Princess

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Jeremiah Heaton

So, like…we’d do anything for our kids, right? Anything. As in, your kid wants to take up soccer, you buy them cleats. Your kid wants a LEGO minifig that isn’t in stores anymore, you hop online and get it for their birthday. Your kid needs a good education, so you put in more hours at work to afford the right school. Your kid wants to be a princess, so you go to Africa, plant a flag on some disputed land and claim it as your own.

WHOA WHOA WHOA, back up. Which LEGO minifig? Those things get expensive when they’re discontinued.

Some dude obviously read our intro and was all “Yep. BRB OMW 2 Africa BBL.” That’s what Virginia dad Jeremiah Heaton did at least.

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Father’s Penis Bitten Off During Fight With Son
6 years ago

Father’s Penis Bitten Off During Fight With Son

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Joey Chestnut Unrelated

Word on the street is that a dad in Zimbabwe got his dong bitten off by his son during an argument. The story goes a little something like this:

In mid-December of 2012, in Glenview, Zimbabwe, a 26 year old Admire Gomo came home late and stripped nude for a good night’s sleep. His mother started arguing with him about his habit of coming home late, which Admire was having none of.

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Two Thirds of Men in Zimbabwe Tricked in Matters of Paternity
7 years ago

Two Thirds of Men in Zimbabwe Tricked in Matters of Paternity

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More than two-thirds of Zimbabwean men who took court-ordered paternity tests in 2011 found that the child attributed to them wasn’t indeed theirs.

After Zimbabwe moved from their local …
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The Dark Side Of Victoria’s Secret: Forced Child Labor
7 years ago

The Dark Side Of Victoria’s Secret: Forced Child Labor

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A young 13-year-old girl, Clarisse Kambire, bent over in a cotton field pictured above in my Photoshop 2-minute masterpiece, caught my attention as a father. When I hear about a child labor scandal involving a national corporation as large as Limited Brands, who owns Victoria’s Secret, and physically see photos of a young girl being forced to work and read a little of her daily life – I automatically go into rage mode.

If you’re a decent person, you’d hopefully generate empathy too with a question like, “What if that was my daughter/son?”. And damn that’s a scary thought as I safely sit in a comfortable chair behind an awesome computer.

As a U.S. citizen and sometimes consumer, I hate to say it but I’m not surprised at this story. It’d be nice to see products like this sh*t made in the USA and sold for 1/2 the price – but that will never happen. The sad fact is the Third World competes to survive off America while America focuses on profit, looking for world bargains, slowly drowning the middle class with corporation’s lust for greed. In 2006, Hanes was found to have exploited children in Bangladesh.

So now that Victoria has finally been exposed, their PR department has found themselves smack dap in the middle of a media sh*t-storm, stiff-arming all accusations of forced child labor so far. There’s no mistake that this is still happening, there’s no doubt it will continue to happen, but right now it’s happening in Burkina Faso.

Big ups to Bloomberg News for uncovering this story, spending more than six weeks reporting in Burkina Faso, including interviewing Clarisse, her family, neighbors and leaders in her village.

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In Lagos, Runaway Dads Go to Jail
7 years ago

In Lagos, Runaway Dads Go to Jail

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If you’re planning on getting a chick pregnant and abandoning her with the baby, don’t do it in Lagos – where a law was just put in place to …
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Is South Africa in a Fatherhood Crisis?
7 years ago

Is South Africa in a Fatherhood Crisis?

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It’s Saturday night, so you were likely just saying to yourself, “I wonder what the state of fatherhood in South Africa is.”

Well, here’s an exciting story we’ve been …
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