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Considering IVF? Beer Good, Coffee Bad for Future Dads, Says Study
3 years ago

Considering IVF? Beer Good, Coffee Bad for Future Dads, Says Study

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Beer & Coffee IVF

If you and your partner are considering in vitro fertilization, you might want to cut back on the coffee and have a beer. But not two beers. That’d just decrease your chances of conceiving, according to a recent study.

But you knew this already because you, dear reader, were at “the premier reproductive medicine meeting of the year“, the American Society for Reproductive Medicine annual. It was held October 18-22 in Honolulu, Hawaii, but again, you knew that.

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8BD Advisory Panel: Things You Should Buy Before the Baby Arrives
5 years ago

8BD Advisory Panel: Things You Should Buy Before the Baby Arrives

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So you’re going to be a father. Congrats! You’re about to enter the most awesome and most terrifying stage of your life! Starting today, your life is going to get complicated; there’s so much to think about, so many things to buy, and so many things you’re going to need to baby-proof.

But enough of that baby talk. You need some gear – that is, non-baby gear – to make fatherhood easier. And while we can tell you about the coolest crib sheets, best baby monitors, or the bottles that won’t give your kid gas, we’d rather have a man-to-man about all the things you haven’t yet considered

Want to know about all the gear us 8BitDads use to transform themselves into superheroes? Then read on.

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Man Cave Daily’s “5 TV Dads It Would Be Fun to Get Drunk With”
6 years ago

Man Cave Daily’s “5 TV Dads It Would Be Fun to Get Drunk With”

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If you’re the drinkin’ type, check out Man Cave Daily’s list of “5 TV Dads It Would Be Fun to Get Drunk With.”

Modern Family‘s Jay Pritchett is on …
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6 Reasons You’re a Dirtbag If You Take Your Kids to Las Vegas
6 years ago

6 Reasons You’re a Dirtbag If You Take Your Kids to Las Vegas

You’ve got a tall, themed-drink in your hand. Your wife stands on the edge of the carpet, looking for you down the two narrow aisles in front of her. You peek around your slot machine, make eye-contact between two cigar-wielding men, see that she wants in, and you quickly make the switch. Now you’re standing on the edge of the carpet, by the door. You look down and two tired little eyes look up at you from your stroller.

Even your baby thinks you’re a dirtbag. I do too. And so do a whole lot of people in the casino. And it’s because you are. I mean, you brought your baby to Sin City. You might as well let your baby nap directly in Satan’s anus.

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Study: Men Ditch Bad (and Illegal) Habits When Becoming Dads
6 years ago

Study: Men Ditch Bad (and Illegal) Habits When Becoming Dads

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You like to think that you’re an island and that nothing gets to you. You think nothing will ever get under your skin. You’re a bad dude, (maybe even …
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Drunk Louisiana Father Lets Eight Year Old Drive Him Home
6 years ago

Drunk Louisiana Father Lets Eight Year Old Drive Him Home

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Before I even tell you the story, can we please discuss how incredible it is that we found a fatherhood story in a magazine called Irish Trucker? According to …
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Changed My Mind, Amy Winehouse’s Father Is a Dick
6 years ago

Changed My Mind, Amy Winehouse’s Father Is a Dick

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Leave it to 8BitDad to do a ton of hardcore investigative journalism before posting a story.

Earlier today I painted Mitch Winehouse as a rad dude, giving out his …
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Kids Rat-Out Moron Father, Totally Ruin His High
6 years ago

Kids Rat-Out Moron Father, Totally Ruin His High

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Don’t you hate it when your teenage kids ruin your high? That’s what some idiot in Utah is thinking right now, after his 15-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter called …
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