This ROFLWTF moment is brought to you by Atsushi Shiraishi at the Tama Art University. When you’re a father, you want to be your child’s everything, and what better way to do that than by being your child’s EVERY-F***ING-THING?
That’s why the AthleTitti makes so much sense, even if you can’t say the name without giggling to yourself like a schoolboy. This rope, leather and steel vest provides your child with hand-and-footholds to rival even the finest play equipment at the park. Just know: you will get kicked in the johnson.
Our modern connectivity is a marvelous thing, and never more marvelous than when it’s connecting a father with his child.
And BTW, if you don’t want your noodle baked, then stop reading. Things are about to get cranked up to 11 on the future scale.
How crazy could connectivity get, right? How about a dad watching his baby’s birth through a VR headset? How about dads feeling their unborn children kicking through a smartwatch?
IS YOUR BRAIN MELTY YET?