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Ridiculous Kids Products Highlight the End of Civilization
7 years ago

Ridiculous Kids Products Highlight the End of Civilization

End of Civilization

If you ever wanted to know how and why humanity is doomed to fail, look no further than the commercials interspersed during your kids’ favorite television shows. Though there’s been a recent resurgence of cool superhero stuff out there in toy stores, not all kid products are created equal. Among the newly-gendered LEGO sets, NERF sniper rifles and we-swear-its-not-just-marshmallows cereal commercials, you see just how low humanity can get.

How low? Well, let’s just put it this way: imagine everything you can exist without owning. Now take those ideas and make them worse.

Then head over to the next page for three prime examples (plus a bonus!) of why the meteor needs to end us sooner rather than later.

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Johnson & Johnson: Johnson’s Bedtime Bath – A Semi-Honest Review
9 years ago

Johnson & Johnson: Johnson’s Bedtime Bath – A Semi-Honest Review

What can be said about Johnson & Johnson: Johnson’s Bedtime Bath, that hasn’t already been said about a half billion other infant products? Turns out, more or less nothing. Every product sold to you as a parent is proven to and promises to do something.

Those crafty jerks at Johnson & Johnson have somehow promised you that your baby will sleep better.

But better than what?

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Bathtub Tiger Says “TAKE OFF THE DOG SHIRT”
9 years ago

Bathtub Tiger Says “TAKE OFF THE DOG SHIRT”

I have no info on this pic – it was posted on both Digg and Reddit, but without any source or reference. All I know is that if this …
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