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Six Year Old Crashes Mom’s Car While Driving to See Dad Across Town
4 years ago

Six Year Old Crashes Mom’s Car While Driving to See Dad Across Town

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Pennsylvania Car Crash

A six year old girl wrecked her mom’s car yesterday as she drove to go see her father across town.

SIX!

Police say that the young girl stole her sleeping mother’s keys around 9am Sunday. She hopped in the car and drove down the street, hitting curbs, several parked cars, and eventually, a utility pole.

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NYC Educrats Ban Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing and Swimming Pools on Standardized Tests
5 years ago

NYC Educrats Ban Mention of Dinosaurs, Dancing and Swimming Pools on Standardized Tests

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Remember the bizarro world of Footloose (this one, not that one) where dancing and rock music was banned in some small town because kids died in a rock-music-fueled car accident? Admittedly, today’s news out of New York City is a cat of a different color: New York City has established a list of words that are now banned from school standardized tests. And when you read this list, even if you’re the type of dude that often sides with The Man, you may just start packing your bags for Newt’s moon base.

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Oh Noes! Kentucky Father Leaves Baby in Shopping Cart
5 years ago

Oh Noes! Kentucky Father Leaves Baby in Shopping Cart

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One father in Kentucky will be making sure he always checks his grocery cart twice before leaving the store. This last tuesday, the dad in question was loading his …
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Missouri Boy Wants World to Remember His Father
5 years ago

Missouri Boy Wants World to Remember His Father

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(Note: CNN says that Bryan & Braydon are from Kansas state, but all other articles on the internet are saying they’re from Kansas City, MO. We’re going with the …
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Father of POW Addresses Pakistani Military Via YouTube
6 years ago

Father of POW Addresses Pakistani Military Via YouTube

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One father is desperate to get his son home safe. How desperate? He posted a video on YouTube, directly addressing Pakistan Army Chief of Staff Ashfaq Parvez Kayani and the head of the country’s intelligence service Lieutenant-General Ahmad Shuja Pasha, asking them to “secure the safe return of our son,” Spc. Bowe Bergdahl. The YouTube video can be seen on the CBS News link after the jump.

Bowe Bergdahl is the only known POW in Afghanistan right now.

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Feeling Light In the Pants? You’re Not Alone; Sperm Counts Declining
6 years ago

Feeling Light In the Pants? You’re Not Alone; Sperm Counts Declining

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Your constant connection to your family might be destroying your chance at making more family, researchers claim (again). That iPhone in your pocket might be killing off your sperm, angry birds-style, and not just from the radiation.

We can’t just blame the iPhone. Sperm counts and quality have been on the decline for the last 50 years in Europe and the United States. This isn’t breaking news – when researchers have a slow quarter and need some extra funding and pocket money, they spin the “Wheel of Research” which has topics like “Technology & Sperm Counts,” “Obesity Linked to _____,” and “Causes of Happiness.” I swear, we all missed the boat on being a researcher.

Keep reading for a list of other modern comforts that kill your chance at fathering children.

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Would You Murder Your Son’s Murderer? One Father Intends To
6 years ago

Would You Murder Your Son’s Murderer? One Father Intends To

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A father’s darkest moment comes with the loss of his child. This moment came for Rhode Island resident John Foreman in 1982, when his 5 year old son’s skull …
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Twitter Reunites Daughter & Homeless Father
6 years ago

Twitter Reunites Daughter & Homeless Father

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A father and daughter met up after an 11-year hiatus – and somehow, Twitter helped make the connection.

Out of all of the world’s tweets, 58 year old Daniel …
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