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UK Dad Has Finger Bit Off at Nativity Scene By Another Father
8 years ago

UK Dad Has Finger Bit Off at Nativity Scene By Another Father

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If you’re looking for a story that you can really sink your teeth into…jk!

So, a couple of douche-nozzle fathers got into it across the pond this week. If …
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2 Dads Publishing’s ‘The Greatest Christmas Ever’ E-Book Helps Charity
8 years ago

2 Dads Publishing’s ‘The Greatest Christmas Ever’ E-Book Helps Charity

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Every year the same old Christmas stories remain on the shelves, painting pictures of families enjoying their comfortable houses, warmed with fires and lit with Christmas tree lights behind …
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‘Why is it that people assume I have children?’
8 years ago

‘Why is it that people assume I have children?’

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Jeffrey Sumber isn’t a father, and he’s not a Christian – so quit wishing him a happy Father’s Day and a Merry Christmas.

Sumber’s main point (if you allow …
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Rafael Olmeda of the Sun Sentinel Nails It
9 years ago

Rafael Olmeda of the Sun Sentinel Nails It

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How do you cope with all these new noise-making toys from Christmas? Do you take the batteries out of them? Do you glue the buttons in the “up” position …
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Merry Christmas from 8BitDad.com!
9 years ago

Merry Christmas from 8BitDad.com!

Hey dads – Merry Christmas!

I don’t know about the other two 8BitDads – but I spent my Christmas cleaning up my son’s diarrhea and vomit. Evidently my son …
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This Year’s Toy Options for Christmas: An Insult to Parents & Kids
9 years ago

This Year’s Toy Options for Christmas: An Insult to Parents & Kids

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Dr. Jim Taylor is a father, and he’s seen the worst this Christmas season, while trying to buy toys for his daughters. When he’s not finding a toy that gives his daughters a terrible self-image, he’s finding toys that practically play themselves.

His conclusion: that either kids can’t entertain themselves anymore, parents are pathetic, parents lost faith in their kids, or we’re just hitting the “end of civilization” where toy companies have done their research and these are the toys we want and need.

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Answers To “Is Santa Claus Real?”
9 years ago

Answers To “Is Santa Claus Real?”

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It’s December, and you’re probably gonna have a run in with that guy. No, not FML Mall Santa. You know, that older kid or relative that will ruin your sweet little innocent son/daughter’s belief that Santa Claus does in fact exist?

So your child comes to you later in the day and asks, “Daddy, Is Santa Claus Real?”.

What do you tell him/her?

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According To Fisher-Price, Fonz Jesus Is Conan O’Brien
9 years ago

According To Fisher-Price, Fonz Jesus Is Conan O’Brien

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This one comes from my friend Susie, who happened to take this photo of a Fisher-Price depiction of Jesus at a nativity scene.

Now I’m not Jewish, but I could go on about how Fisher-Price doesn’t manufacture a toy dreidel but only gives you directions on how to make your own. Or how they don’t have a mini menorah for Jewish children. Is there some Jewish toy manufacturer cornering the market or something?

Religion toy capitalization debate aside, there are some “cool” factors here.

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