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Josh Katzowitz Is Looking for Role Models for His Daughter
8 years ago

Josh Katzowitz Is Looking for Role Models for His Daughter

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Josh Katzowitz, of Man of the House was thinking about who his kids look up to as role models. When Katzowitz was young, he favored Oakland A’s star Mark …
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WHB: Marine Surprises Daughters
8 years ago

WHB: Marine Surprises Daughters

A United States Marine comes home after seven months in Afghanistan and surprises his daughters at cheerleading camp. Click the pic or the sauce to see the whole video.

Dad’s Good Parenting Helps Daughters Avoid Risky Sex
8 years ago

Dad’s Good Parenting Helps Daughters Avoid Risky Sex

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We skipped this one last week but knew that somehow, we’d have to come back to it: the quality of a father’s parenting will have an effect on a …
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WTF Friday: Pedo-Dad Photoshops 13-Year-Old Daughter’s Face Into Porn; Courts Can’t Do Crap
8 years ago

WTF Friday: Pedo-Dad Photoshops 13-Year-Old Daughter’s Face Into Porn; Courts Can’t Do Crap

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A Bay Area man previously convicted of possession of child pornography was let off the hook today by the Sixth District Court of Appeal. The conviction came after Joseph Gerber of Milpitas, CA photoshopped the face of his daughter onto pornographic images. All of this on top of giving his estranged daughter weed and cocaine. I am personally nominating Gerber for idiot-father of all time.

As bad as all of this was, the Sixth District Court was hamstrung and couldn’t uphold the kiddie-porn conviction because of two reasons. First, California law requires that in order to call an image “child pornography” a child must “have actually engaged in or simulated the sexual act depicted,” Gerber’s daughter wasn’t abused in this way. Idiot-father-of-all-time nominee Joe Gerber was just taking some ordinary “family pics” of his little girl.

The second reason the Court was forced to overturn the conviction was a 2002 Supreme Court decision involving “virtual child pornography” that wound up protecting the creation of kiddie-porn that is entirely computer-generated as free expression. That’s right, folks – Kiddie-porn bad; CGI Kiddie-porn…uhm…not bad? 8BD’s sketchiest legal researcher (me) has informed (also) me that a more recent Supreme Court decision in 2009 bans the distribution of this variety of kiddie-porn, but pardon me if I’m still not satisfied. There’s a big fat loop-hole in this whole plan.

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ORLY? Parents’ Alcoholism Predisposes Kids
8 years ago

ORLY? Parents’ Alcoholism Predisposes Kids

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Here’s a gem from last week…and coincidentally, also from the logic of the last 100 years: children whose parents are alcoholics are more likely to be alcoholics.

You hear …
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Fathers Don’t Paint Daughters “By Numbers” – Or Do They?
8 years ago

Fathers Don’t Paint Daughters “By Numbers” – Or Do They?

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Dr. Peggy Drexler’s got the most recent fatherhood-tagged post on ol’ HuffPo – and she brings up a complicated topic: whether fathers are able to affect daughters just by being around (and then scaling upward the better they are). Her argument is that – yes, fathers shape daughters’ lives, but that just saying it “lacks dimension.”

I think giving things dimensions sometimes cheapens nature’s finer designs.

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“Date Your Daughter” Is Creepily-Titled (Good) Advice
8 years ago

“Date Your Daughter” Is Creepily-Titled (Good) Advice

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Provided you can get by the title, “Date Your Daughter” is a nice little insight into a topic that some fathers find difficult to handle: opening lines of communication …
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GMP Investigates The Purity Ball
8 years ago

GMP Investigates The Purity Ball

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Our buddies over at the Good Men Project, as usual, found a nutty father issue and dove into the topic like it ain’t no thang. This time, the issue …
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