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Drop Side Crib Ban to Lessen Infant Decapitation
9 years ago

Drop Side Crib Ban to Lessen Infant Decapitation

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As usual, no one mentioned decapitation but me. But there’s no other way to get the average dad to read a story about cribs unless you directly mention loping …
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Transportation Becomes Decapitation – Graco Recalls 2 Million Strollers
9 years ago

Transportation Becomes Decapitation – Graco Recalls 2 Million Strollers

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Just in case you haven’t yet heard, stroller giant Graco recalled 2 million – that’s million with an M – strollers. The industry changed their standards for how strollers were made back in 2008. It was a voluntary standard, so no one had to change the way they manufactured their products. Graco opted out. You might remember that a couple months ago, Graco recalled nearly 2 million (with an M) strollers because they were amputating fingertips. Seems like you’re better off just putting your kid straight into a coffin with wheels.

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Fisher-Price Recalls…Everything
9 years ago

Fisher-Price Recalls…Everything

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I’ve got nothing intelligent to say about this, so I’m just going to leave you with an obvious-and-uncreative header graphic, and then a little BS, and then the link …
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