Researchers at Montreal’s McGill University are at it again with their scientific mousecapades. Recently, scientists at McGill gave us the news that fatherless mice turn into a-holes.
Now, researchers are thinking more with their stomachs and reinforcing the notion that dudes planning on having kids should be careful when trying to conceive, as their vitamin B9 “folate” levels have an effect on their sperm. And not the deliciousness factor of the sperm, mind you.
Not that we’re saying it’s delicious. Not that we’re saying that we’re not.
Fat dudes looking to have kids might want to put down the KFC and pick up the kale. Or put down the tiramisu and get on a treadmill. Or something.
Recent research has found that there is a possible link between paternal obesity and a small panel of children’s cancers.
“His version of eating healthy was the lettuce on the Whopper Jr.”
And that’s why Linda Phiel bought her father one last Whopper Jr. from Burger King. At. His. Funeral.