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Burger King Loving Dad Gets One Last Whopper Jr. At His Own Funeral
6 years ago

Burger King Loving Dad Gets One Last Whopper Jr. At His Own Funeral

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Burger King Funeral

“His version of eating healthy was the lettuce on the Whopper Jr.”

And that’s why Linda Phiel bought her father one last Whopper Jr. from Burger King. At. His. Funeral.

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Dude Night Burgers
6 years ago

Dude Night Burgers

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Dude Night Burgers

I turned my back on him for an instant and he was gone. I didn’t hear a sound. Except the other customers at REI. But I knew where he’d go. It’s not hard to plot a 2 year old’s path through a camping gear store. When he wasn’t in the tent, I found him playing in the hanging forest of sleeping bags. We looked for boats, climbed on the boot testing rock; and stopped when Ray, who was working in shoes, said to stop. Then checked out and headed to dinner.

I was thinking pizza. Kids will eat pizza because it’s just hand-held spaghetti. But the freeway exit closest to Blind Onion Pizza was closed. I decided to try an unknown quantity: In-N-Out Burger. Unknown because he hasn’t ever really gotten into cheeseburgers. He likes cheese, and sandwiches and meatballs, so I called a cheeseburger a “meatball cheese sandwich” to improve the likelihood he’d eat it. It was still a risk. Dude night could be fight night…

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Remember THIS At Lunchtime…
8 years ago

Remember THIS At Lunchtime…

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…when you’re running late, coming back from some appointment, and in your car, your kid is screaming, and you think, “how bad could it be to give my x-year …
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