Child-humor cartographers and heads behind How To Be A Dad, Andy Herald and Charlie Capen, made co-sleeping official with their book The Guide to Baby Sleep Positions: Survival Tips for Co-Sleeping Parents. In it, we get 30 diagrams of possible nighttime positions you’ll find your baby in.
If you’re not already familiar with How To Be a Dad, just head on over there and check it out. It’s okay, we’ll wait.
Fathers around the globe know what it’s like to be blinded by the pain of a freshly-crushed tomato. And by that, I mean a squashed testicle. Kids love to run up and hug you, usually at the expense of your man-bits.
This is where the Cock Blocker comes in. It effectively obscures your junk from the impact of a throttling child who’s not conscious that they’re not the only little ones you love in your life.
This one’s been all over today – posted by a couple of dads on Facebook, and then done-up proper-like on How To Be A Dad. Some dad – somewhere – evidently made a roller coaster in his backyard out of wood and PVC pipe. And it works! We’ve got no info on this one, so check out the video after the hop.