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Four-Year-Old’s Big Bow Hairstyle Banned From School Photo
7 years ago

Four-Year-Old’s Big Bow Hairstyle Banned From School Photo

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Marcella Marino’s father, cleverly named “Marcello”, styled his 4-year-old daughter’s updo with Lady Gaga precision for a school photo at her reception class. A pretty epic accomplishment for any father, he flawlessly worked her hair into a bow (which he has done more than once).

The fashion police school managed to uphold the dress code to an overzealous extent. The “code” (regarding hair) for the Holy Trinity Primary School requests that ribbons or bows are “made of dark colors, maroon/navy blue/black” and states strictly that “hair braids/beads may not be worn.”

I’m lazy, so the first person to find that on their website gets a discount code for our store.

The fact is, Christian/Catholic schools are a pain in the ass when it comes to this kind of bullsh*t. I know, because I went to a private Catholic school and I also had long hair back then. This was, of course, in the late 1980s. You know, when long hair wasn’t “cool” during the days of Mötley Crüe, Guns N’ Roses, and Poison.

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Lady Gaga Gives Half of Earnings to Her Father
8 years ago

Lady Gaga Gives Half of Earnings to Her Father

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Who’da ever thunk that we’d talk so nicely about Lady Gaga? The pop star, who’s made a career off of scaring parents into shielding their childrens’ eyes, has an …
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Lady Gaga’s Father to Blame for Her ‘Provocative’ Sexuality
8 years ago

Lady Gaga’s Father to Blame for Her ‘Provocative’ Sexuality

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(It’s Friday, so we’re going to sneak a celebrity story in with the real stuff.)

The Daily Mail reported on Lady Gaga’s recent appearance on Howard Stern where she …
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Fatherhood In Our World of TMI
8 years ago

Fatherhood In Our World of TMI

You’re not surprised to know that the world isn’t looking out for your kid. But when you sit your kid down to watch television, or crank up the radio in the car, you might not be keeping an eye or ear out for just how morally-depraved the media has become. In the “information age,” things are being shoved into our faces, and it’s not a pretty picture.

Whether it’s Television, Music, the Internet or Video Games, your kid is bombarded by information constantly. And society is turning sour fast. Remember when even just 10-20 years ago, life seemed to have limits?

Now, this is what we’re up against…

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Games are well regulated, but does it matter?
8 years ago

Games are well regulated, but does it matter?

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A recent series of reports released by the Federal Trade Commission reveals that retailers do an excellent job of preventing minors from purchasing M-rated video games. In fact, children …
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