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Got Dad?
6 years ago

Got Dad?

Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand words. This one is worth about two: “f*ck that”.

George Takei posted this photo over on his Facebook page about four hours ago. Now I realize George had nothing to do with the creation of this photo and has no real emotional attachment to it, so I’m taking it to the 8BD. He usually shares some really silly, funny and sometimes poignant photos. Being the sensitive, tight butthole that I am – I didn’t find this one funny at all.

First of all, this ain’t my house. It reminds me of that Hyundai Azera commercial with the dad that couldn’t control his sh*t, only this time it’s mom. Take that, moms!

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Episode 031: Can I Dream?
6 years ago

Episode 031: Can I Dream?

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Episode 031: Can I Dream?

This week’s episode covers the following stories on 8BitDad.com for the week leading up to May 29th, 2012: Ridiculous Kids Products Highlight the End …
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Time Magazine: Are You Mom Enough?
6 years ago

Time Magazine: Are You Mom Enough?

This was too easy that I actually had a difficult time coming up with a trademark #8BD lead image. I hemmed and hawed over options like this, to this, to that… and somehow, I still feel like I’ve let you down.

Anyways, the latest issue of Time Magazine is the equivalent to a Paul/Blake lob city slaaaaam dunk for social media. Everyone is talking about the cover featuring nipple-magnet Jamie Lynne Grumet, a somewhat attractive a-cup L.A. mommy blogger who continues to breastfeed her 3-year-old son in skinny jeans and will continue until he’s five. Her blog is Iamnotthebabysitter.com, which has since crashed due to traffic (even though she’s had half the number of monthly visits we get… until now).

8BitDad tech note: don’t host your sh*t on e-relativity.com.

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Mom Glued To Laptop While Watching Her Kids At Disneyland
6 years ago

Mom Glued To Laptop While Watching Her Kids At Disneyland

Categorized under OMFG… a mom with her kids in line, on a laptop, at the Toy Story Mania Ride at Disney California Adventure.

According to my source who captured …
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“Are You Farting, Mom?”
6 years ago

“Are You Farting, Mom?”

My friend Jamie posted this last night. That mom must have eaten Disney food.

Episode 022: Say It With Your Chest
6 years ago

Episode 022: Say It With Your Chest

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Episode 022: Say It With Your Chest

This week’s episode covers the following stories on 8bitdad.com for the week leading up to March 20th, 2012: PQotW: Have You Ever …
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Role Model Fail
6 years ago

Role Model Fail

I’m not sure what’s more upsetting: the kid in the room or the finger bruises on her implants. I guess it could be worse.

Mom Takes 10-Year-Old To Get Tattoo
6 years ago

Mom Takes 10-Year-Old To Get Tattoo

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This story made the rounds a few days ago as a Georgia mother was arrested for allowing her 10-year-old son to get a tattoo. Despite the kid’s seemingly-honorable request to ink his 12-year-old brother’s name on his forearm who died in a car accident 2 years prior, Georgia law from 2010 states: “It shall be unlawful for any person to tattoo the body of any person under the age of 18, except a physician or osteopath.”

The mother, Chuntera Napier asked, “How can somebody else say that it’s not okay? He’s my child, and I have the right to say what I want for my child. I can’t go tell anybody else what I want for their child.” Well, I guess the same can be said for beating your child – so there’s that.

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