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How Parents Who Named Their Kids “Hulk” Feel About Learning Hulk Hogan is Super Racist
3 years ago

How Parents Who Named Their Kids “Hulk” Feel About Learning Hulk Hogan is Super Racist

Hulk Hogan

In the 1980’s, Hulk Hogan was a phenomenon. He was the most recognizable face of professional wrestling for decades, and “Hulkamania” swept the nation, creating never-ending waves of merchandising, tie-ins and sound bites. Many people were inspired to wrestle after watching that golden-haired Hulk leg drop competitor after competitor. Others were inspired to name their children “Hulk.” Now, through Hulk Hogan’s lawsuit with Gawker Media, news has emerged that Hogan made racist remarks found in a leaked sex tape transcript. This news has caused the WWE to fire Hogan and scrub their sites of his existence.

So how do parents who named their children after the wrestling icon feel now that we know he’s a flaming racist?

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The Worst Fathers of Stock Photography
3 years ago

The Worst Fathers of Stock Photography

Stock Dad Poison Flower

If you could only know what the dads in stock photos were saying, you would be shocked an appalled.

Well, you’re lucky because 8BitDad was at CES and we got this new photo-translator that will extract the conversations right out of a photo and print them onto it. Look, we don’t understand how it works, but it works.

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Dad Pranks Wife with Son’s Death, Sleeps on Couch
3 years ago

Dad Pranks Wife with Son’s Death, Sleeps on Couch

If your spouse pranked you and had you thinking that they’d just accidentally killed your son, what would you do?

YouTube prankster Roman Atwood did, and now he’ll be sleeping on the couch.

Atwood pretended to throw his son over a second-floor railing in their Los Angeles, California home. The wife freaks out, cries, runs downstairs and discovers the prank after ripping the mask off of the dummy thought to be her son…

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Baby Snow Training Is Horrifying
3 years ago

Baby Snow Training Is Horrifying

Back in the glory days of 2010, we linked to a “Dynamic Gymnastics” video where some crazy lady whips a baby around. It was scary.

But somehow there’s a similar video that’s even worse. It will make you rethink every “flip flop over the top” you do in your local totally-not-in-the-goddamned-snow baby gym class…

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Top 5 Celebrity Dad Nipple Slips
5 years ago

Top 5 Celebrity Dad Nipple Slips

Top Celeb Dad Nipple Slips

Here at 8BitDad, we know that nothing is more delicious than celebrity dads. They’re hot and they’re good fathers, which just makes us all tingly in the right places. That’s why we took it upon ourselves to find the top 5 celebrity dad nipple slips.

We can’t thank the paparazzi enough for following these dads day and night, just waiting for that perfect shot of chest-pepperoni.

These dads are always in the limelight and just couldn’t figure out how to keep their shirts on. Oh, Em Gee, you guys, happy Friday to us all, am I right or am I right? OR AM I RIGHT?