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Like a Boss
7 years ago

Like a Boss

Baby Photo Shoot Pee

All fathers know about the law of baby-penis-thermodynamics: if you get a baby boy’s penis in the open air, he rips a piss.

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Ridiculous Kids Products Highlight the End of Civilization
7 years ago

Ridiculous Kids Products Highlight the End of Civilization

End of Civilization

If you ever wanted to know how and why humanity is doomed to fail, look no further than the commercials interspersed during your kids’ favorite television shows. Though there’s been a recent resurgence of cool superhero stuff out there in toy stores, not all kid products are created equal. Among the newly-gendered LEGO sets, NERF sniper rifles and we-swear-its-not-just-marshmallows cereal commercials, you see just how low humanity can get.

How low? Well, let’s just put it this way: imagine everything you can exist without owning. Now take those ideas and make them worse.

Then head over to the next page for three prime examples (plus a bonus!) of why the meteor needs to end us sooner rather than later.

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Pisser in the Kisser (Slightly NSFW)
8 years ago

Pisser in the Kisser (Slightly NSFW)

Evidently this is a commercial for a doll sold elsewhere.

All I know is that dad is somehow thrilled to get piss in his mouth.