Irish Central, which is a great name for a website, published a story today about 28 year old Penny Lawrence and 46 year old Garry Ryan. These lovebirds are having a child together, and there’s only one thing standing in the way of them having a normal relationship: Garry is Penny’s father.

But wait – it’s totally cool because they say they’re in love.

Irish Central, whose name I can’t type enough, has the whole story. It involves “genetic sexual attraction,” a long-lost father, and a forbidden relationship. It’s kind of not at all romantic.