Some dude named Zachary Russell (awesome first name, BTW) filmed his wife squirting out his new daughter as they flew down a Texas highway the way to the hospital.

We’re internet-late on this story, but I just feel bad that everyone’s focusing on the new mother, Jennifer Russell. Chicks give birth in cars all the time (I mean, probably), but rarely is dad able to video all the pleasant details – and that’s why this was a news story.

We feel bad that Zach isn’t getting the recognition in article titles around the internet, so this one’s for him.