…or, that was my takeaway from the infomercial. And it’s not just for fathers! If you’re a man that hates the sound of your wife’s voice, the My Zone Headphones are for you!
The poor dude above is a remorseful father. He often sits in his lounge chair and thinks back to his single days, when he’d hang out with his buddies all weekend, throw back a couple cases of beer and talk about how rad that one time in high school was when they all got some drunk senior chick from another school to show her boobs under the bleachers at homecoming. This dude just needs some sort of time machine to get him back to a more peaceful time when he didn’t have kids getting in the way, leaving their toys in the hallway and totally ruining his Saturday morning buzz.
The answer, inevitably, is My Zone Headphones, infomercial after the jump.
HuffPo‘s Ben Mankiewicz had the inside scoop on a great fatherhood story recently, concerning his own godson, Owen Shure. Shure watched the NFC Championship game between the San Francisco 49ers and the New York Giants. Late in the game, wide receiver Williams fumbled the ball and it led (from what this non-football-fan has been told) directly to the 49ers’ loss.
Many football dads end up passing down bad sportsmanship to their kids in this sort of situation. But if that was the case here, we wouldn’t have used the word “invaluable” in the title, would we?