The C-Blocker: A New Protective Device for Dads
Fathers around the globe know what it’s like to be blinded by the pain of a freshly-crushed tomato. And by that, I mean a squashed testicle. Kids love to run up and hug you, usually at the expense of your man-bits.
This is where the Cock Blocker comes in. It effectively obscures your junk from the impact of a throttling child who’s not conscious that they’re not the only little ones you love in your life.
Check out the video below from The People’s Improv Theater in New York for a solution you can really get behind:
Related: if you don’t think you need to guard your onions with a young kid around, check out How To Be A Dad‘s “Impact Probability Chart.“