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New York Lumbersexual Dad Chooses Between Baby and Beard
6 years ago

New York Lumbersexual Dad Chooses Between Baby and Beard

Luke Hughett is such a devout lumbersexual hipster that he actually got to a point where he had to decide between his beard and his baby. And thank your lucky mandolins he chose his baby.

But the New York dad (who liked it a lot better when it was New Amsterdam) wasn’t going to let his beard get shaved off, just to die in a trashcan. Oh no. What are you…crazy? Some crazy, city-dwelling future boy? Yeah, you are, aren’t you?!

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Dad Pranks Wife with Son’s Death, Sleeps on Couch
6 years ago

Dad Pranks Wife with Son’s Death, Sleeps on Couch

If your spouse pranked you and had you thinking that they’d just accidentally killed your son, what would you do?

YouTube prankster Roman Atwood did, and now he’ll be sleeping on the couch.

Atwood pretended to throw his son over a second-floor railing in their Los Angeles, California home. The wife freaks out, cries, runs downstairs and discovers the prank after ripping the mask off of the dummy thought to be her son…

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Study: Son’s IQ Linked to Dad’s Criminal History
6 years ago

Study: Son’s IQ Linked to Dad’s Criminal History

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Prison Dad

If our visitor metrics are correct, we’ve got three people that read 8BitDad from within prison libraries. First of all, thank you! Second of all, we’re sorry that your sons are going to be dumb.

Before you petition for release and come kill me, please understand that this is science talking. Not 8BitDad…science.

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Baby Snow Training Is Horrifying
6 years ago

Baby Snow Training Is Horrifying

Back in the glory days of 2010, we linked to a “Dynamic Gymnastics” video where some crazy lady whips a baby around. It was scary.

But somehow there’s a similar video that’s even worse. It will make you rethink every “flip flop over the top” you do in your local totally-not-in-the-goddamned-snow baby gym class…

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