Super Mario Bros. 3 is still an incredible game. We thought we’d pay a little homage to it the best way we know how: asking you which of Super Mario Bros. 3‘s powerups best describes your parenting style.
Are you firey? Do you throw hammers? Do you avoid parenting duties by standing still like a statue? We made a graphic that’ll help you decide…
Tell us in the comments what kind of Mario you are when you’re parenting your kids. Just don’t say the Goomba’s Shoe, AKA Kuribo’s Shoe, because that ain’t on the list.
November 20, 2015
He’s not a “racoon” [sic]; he’s a tanuki.
November 20, 2015
Hey man, don’t blame me…I was just going by this: http://www.mariowiki.com/Tanooki_Mario
November 20, 2015
Maybe I’m just a traditionalist and too old school and people are changing things on me. I go by this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_raccoon_dog
November 20, 2015
Good ol’ Japanese raccoon dog… haha